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THE BEER PRAYER

 Our lager,
 Which art in barrels,
 Hallowed be thy drink,
 Thy will be drunk,
 (I will be drunk),
 At home as I am in the tavern.
 Give us this day our foamy head,
 And forgive us our spillages,
 As we forgive those who spill against us,
 and lead us not to incarceration,
 But deliver us from hangovers,
 For thine is the beer,
 The bitter and the lager,
 Forever and ever,

 Barmen.

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How is this for a label!!!

‘OLE BORER

Dedrilla 2001

An UNUSUAL  ‘Rough-as-Guts’ Wine that has the Distinctive Bouquet of old and ill cared for animals. It is best drunk with clenched teeth to prevent the ingestion of seeds and skins.

Connoisseurs will savour the slight tannin taste of burnt shag feathers and soiled medical dressings.  Possessors of a cultivated palate admire the initial assault on the taste buds which comes from the careful and loving blend of circus floor hosings and perished jock straps.  The maturing in the midland abattoir hogsheads gives it a definite nose. 

In the United States this wine is marketed as Saviour Brand (9 out of 10 people who drink it for the first time exclaim “Je-e-sus Chri-i-st”). 

It won a ‘Bronze’ at the King’s Cross Homosexuals’ Convention of 1975. 

Caution:  Avoid contact with the eyes and open cuts.
Keep away from naked flames (both old and new).  

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